Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex. [Class titters]
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm! [Laughter increases]
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish! [Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]
"Don’t let people treat you like a cigarette, they only use you when they’re bored and step on you when they’re done. Be like drugs, let them die for you."